Party in your bedroom.

I'm kaykay.I don't like cheese.


Sep 28th at 9PM / via: casualjoke / op: jobhaver / 110,835 notes

jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”


Sep 14th at 7PM / via: savetheromance / op: rowshark / 4,641 notes

rowshark:

Cereal Killers trading cards from Joe Simko part 1


Sep 14th at 7PM / via: sniffing / op: badgrampa / 158,933 notes

familyfriendlyporno:

the american education system

(Source: badgrampa)


Sep 14th at 7PM / via: istoleyoursmilee / op: patrickkingart / 177,842 notes

(Source: patrickkingart)


Sep 14th at 7PM / via: theantlercrust / op: suspend / 383,863 notes

suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly


Sep 14th at 7PM / via: demho3zhatinq / op: coffeeandclara / 4,011 notes

coffeeandclara:

Dear people excited for season 10 and Deanmon,

Reblog this so I can find you and befriend you.

Love, Me.


chevrolangels:

Open your eyes, Dean.


Sep 14th at 7PM / via: theantlercrust / op: crunchier / 132,708 notes

crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

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and i accidentally started going through your stuff

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and i found your phone

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it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

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Sep 12th at 7AM / via: marcellestial / op: stability / 295,817 notes

stability:

sext: I bought you concert tickets

(Source: stability)


Sep 11th at 1AM / via: peni0 / op: arabbara / 707,143 notes

highs0ciety:

arabbara:

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

this is the only september 11th post I’m reblogging


Sep 11th at 1AM / via: peni0 / op: patrickmasturbateman / 382,082 notes

snatch-comix:

imparalyzedbyitt:

do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands

no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS

(Source: patrickmasturbateman)


Sep 4th at 4PM / via: wh0re-ifi3d-food-slut / op: bluedogeyes / 1,201,684 notes

marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

(Source: bluedogeyes)


Aug 30th at 4PM / via: greeneyejuliette / op: 99funnyquotes / 11,792 notes
peterquilllegendaryoutlaw:

caseyraenichole:

99funnyquotes:

Canada during The Purge

This is a new level of funny

accurate

peterquilllegendaryoutlaw:

caseyraenichole:

99funnyquotes:

Canada during The Purge

This is a new level of funny

accurate

(Source: 99funnyquotes)


Aug 30th at 4PM / via: lovelydispute / op: dy1anobrien / 388,521 notes

countfrankula:

i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone

(Source: dy1anobrien)


Aug 30th at 4PM / via: thndrzoid / op: meladoodle / 57,501 notes

meladoodle:

no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

(Source: meladoodle)